TOP MANUFACTURER Pac-a-Mac Technologies have announced their full lineup at last.
"We have been waiting for this all year", said industry commentator Steve "RandomlyHappy" Uzbekistan. "I test flew the ENVY in March when it first came out, and was really impressed. I can't wait to get my hands on the other 6", he said in an unnervingly excited way.
The full lineup may be viewed at your leasure on their website and includes the PRIDE a shiny new DHV-1, the LUST their latest DHV 1-2, the ENVY the tested DHV-2, the ANGER a full-on DHV 2-3 and the GREED a balls-out DHV-3 speedster.
For those who like the pies and don't know what a salad looks like, you will be well catered for within the lower weight ranges of the new GLUTTONY tandem wing, or you could choose to chill out in the peace and quiet under the SLOTH, their latest PPG wing (ear defenders included).
After noticing a somewhat supernatural trend to the naming conventions adopted by MacPants Technologies we sent Pie reporter Shaun "Nib" McWurter to get some expert guidance. Shaun soon found himself in church of all places, chatting for a hour or two with the Right-Reverend Patrick O'Livingstone of the Upper Nile Delta Mission & Lyme Regis Parish Church (Sundays only).
To summarise the holy advice as succinctly as we possibly can, "My dear boy, etc... maybe it's not such a good idea to piss off your chosen deity when hanging from 0.7mm threads at cloudbase."
"Right on, Padre", we say, and good luck to all you Pac-a-Mac pilots. See you in pergatory.
Pie in the Sky
Funnier than the 2003 "George Bush Carrier Landing" script
Funnier than the 2003 "George Bush Carrier Landing" script