REPORTS HAVE been filtering into the Pie office recently that there is an Indian manufacturer of flight garments that produce top-notch gear, rivalling any of the current European and American tat currently available.
Keen to see if this was true and amazed by the online images of Cordera©, the famous Spanish sheepskin, we placed an online secure credit-card order for the hi-spec "Elvis" flight suit. It was retailing at the amazing price of $25, a clear 100 bucks cheaper than their nearest rival.
No sooner had we pressed the confirm button, but we found our bank accounts emptied, and a monthly supply of Amsterdam XXX porn delivered to our door, all courtesy of those good fellows at "Spicy Suits". Clearly the porn is this months special offer, and a big thank-you for that, but we were concerned about our bank accounts.
Anita "Flaps" O'Flannigan, our secretary, phoned them to find out what was going on, but obviously they're so busy making the top-notch gear they don't have time to answer the phone. We'll keep you posted.
No sooner had we pressed the confirm button, but we found our bank accounts emptied, and a monthly supply of Amsterdam XXX porn delivered to our door, all courtesy of those good fellows at "Spicy Suits". Clearly the porn is this months special offer, and a big thank-you for that, but we were concerned about our bank accounts.
Anita "Flaps" O'Flannigan, our secretary, phoned them to find out what was going on, but obviously they're so busy making the top-notch gear they don't have time to answer the phone. We'll keep you posted.
Pie in the Sky
Funnier than the 2003 "George Bush Carrier Landing" script
Funnier than the 2003 "George Bush Carrier Landing" script