ONCE AGAIN things are looking up in the world of ACRO. Never a day passes without some long haired hippy looking pilot having a lash at killing himself and failing.
It seems that Pax Taxit, the man with bigger hair than a 80's Glam Rock band, has been at it again. This time he's invented a new move, "The Huevos", which means eggs in Spanish.
To do the "Huevos" the pilot goes from SAT on one side, through Infinity Tumble, to SAT on the other side, and the name of the move comes from the part of the body most likely to be in pain during the manoeuvre.
"It is probably the only great connection we have left that we knew about and that was still undone", he was quoted as saying recently. Not that we knew what the fuck he was talking about. Let's face it, here at Pie, ACRO is something that happens to other people, or occasionally in the lee-side when one of us has really naffed it up.
“I managed the first ever successful execution of the ‘Anti-Arrhythmic’ coming down to a SAT from Infinity”, he was quoted as saying. “Soon after the dream of the ‘Huevos’ came true”.
Obviously, we were stunned that a man with a heart condition and on such medication should choose to do such high risk moves like the 'Huevos'. Hats off to the man. Although we were a little concerned that his dreams included such things, each to their own, of course!
We tried contacting Pax for a quick interview, but apparently he's too busy with his new commercial venture, selling tickets for tandem infinity tumbling. We contacted his secretary, who said, "Pie in the Sky? You're joking right? Yeah, well he told me that if you ever called that I was to say 'sod-off' as politely as possible. So he's busy. Sorry."
Right. So there you have it reader, if you've got the huevos for it, Pax is your man.
It seems that Pax Taxit, the man with bigger hair than a 80's Glam Rock band, has been at it again. This time he's invented a new move, "The Huevos", which means eggs in Spanish.
To do the "Huevos" the pilot goes from SAT on one side, through Infinity Tumble, to SAT on the other side, and the name of the move comes from the part of the body most likely to be in pain during the manoeuvre.
"It is probably the only great connection we have left that we knew about and that was still undone", he was quoted as saying recently. Not that we knew what the fuck he was talking about. Let's face it, here at Pie, ACRO is something that happens to other people, or occasionally in the lee-side when one of us has really naffed it up.
“I managed the first ever successful execution of the ‘Anti-Arrhythmic’ coming down to a SAT from Infinity”, he was quoted as saying. “Soon after the dream of the ‘Huevos’ came true”.
Obviously, we were stunned that a man with a heart condition and on such medication should choose to do such high risk moves like the 'Huevos'. Hats off to the man. Although we were a little concerned that his dreams included such things, each to their own, of course!
We tried contacting Pax for a quick interview, but apparently he's too busy with his new commercial venture, selling tickets for tandem infinity tumbling. We contacted his secretary, who said, "Pie in the Sky? You're joking right? Yeah, well he told me that if you ever called that I was to say 'sod-off' as politely as possible. So he's busy. Sorry."
Right. So there you have it reader, if you've got the huevos for it, Pax is your man.
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Funnier than the 1908 "Louis Bleriot Tree-Landing" helmet cam video
Funnier than the 1908 "Louis Bleriot Tree-Landing" helmet cam video