Pie in the Sky is a fictional magazine that has three main purposes, or no purpose at all depending on how seriously you take yourself. If taking the piss out of the paragliding world, entertaining otherwise bored pilots during bad weather and filling up the day of a certain wanker in Spain are meaningful, then it has three.
Put quite frankly, it is the product of a backward-looking mind and proof that sitting alone on too many hills for too many years can seriously fuck you over.
Rod Bailey dreamt up the idea, writes all the articles and takes all the flak. From what we know, he flies paragliders badly and is a man who knows it. If you wish to contact him, get three friends together, stand in a circle holding hands, close your eyes and if you're lucky he'll appear in the middle.
If you wish to contact the fictional Chief Editor at Pie you can do so by clicking the bloody obvious "Contact us" menu option on the right. Yes, that one.
If you have an idea for an article you can mail it in, or keep it to yourself. Your choice.
If you do mail it in, and we hope you do, it will arrive in our inbox and that's just about as far as our commitment to your idea goes. In the event that we like it, the chances are that we will bugger it up so much that you won't recognise it by the time it reaches the presses. So please don't get all pissed off at us for doing what the hell we want to. After all we're paraglider pilots and we're a fucking selfish bunch.
Do the fictional editors or this Rod Bailey idiot make any money out of this?
Only if you click the ad's at the bottom of the articles. It won't cost you a penny.
If you like an issue when we release it, feel free to click away and the almighty, all-seeing internet God will give us approximately half a US cent.
If you don't like an issue when we release it, your options are more limited.
Team Pie
Put quite frankly, it is the product of a backward-looking mind and proof that sitting alone on too many hills for too many years can seriously fuck you over.
Rod Bailey dreamt up the idea, writes all the articles and takes all the flak. From what we know, he flies paragliders badly and is a man who knows it. If you wish to contact him, get three friends together, stand in a circle holding hands, close your eyes and if you're lucky he'll appear in the middle.
If you wish to contact the fictional Chief Editor at Pie you can do so by clicking the bloody obvious "Contact us" menu option on the right. Yes, that one.
If you have an idea for an article you can mail it in, or keep it to yourself. Your choice.
If you do mail it in, and we hope you do, it will arrive in our inbox and that's just about as far as our commitment to your idea goes. In the event that we like it, the chances are that we will bugger it up so much that you won't recognise it by the time it reaches the presses. So please don't get all pissed off at us for doing what the hell we want to. After all we're paraglider pilots and we're a fucking selfish bunch.
Do the fictional editors or this Rod Bailey idiot make any money out of this?
Only if you click the ad's at the bottom of the articles. It won't cost you a penny.
If you like an issue when we release it, feel free to click away and the almighty, all-seeing internet God will give us approximately half a US cent.
If you don't like an issue when we release it, your options are more limited.
Team Pie
October 2006
Pie in the Sky
So funny you'll forget your legstraps