New DHV 1-2

IT IS rumoured that Hairwave stylist Bruce Goldwyn-Meyer is taking time out from his comb, scissors and the re-design of the new 1-2. After months of design work it is rumoured they only have the name left to choose. We caught up with him at Heathrow Terminal 2 departure lounge.

"We realize now that the naming convention we chose 5 years ago was not exactly a wise decision. We started with the 'Sport', followed by the "not so Sport II' and finished up with the 'Downright Un-Sport III' and this clearly was not the way to go", he said.

An insider has told Pie that they are looking at reversing the logic over the next 5 years. Supposedly they will start with the 'Old', followed by the 'Not So Old II' and finish up with the ass-kicking 'Positively New Bastard III'. We'll just have to wait and see, or as BHAP Safety rep John "Jonners" Johnson said, "We'll just have to wait until the rules are changed again and everyone has to hoola under a different bar."

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