Beans Are Beans

WE WOULD like to print a retraction and would like to apologise unreservedly to the hard-working, moral, diligent, trustworthy, incorruptible journalists at "Pie in the Sky PLC".

And one day we might.

It would seem those hard-working, moral, diligent, trustworthy, incorruptible hacks over at the Pie offices don't give a flying fuck about beans after all. Well played!


If we had a back page, this article would be on it.
It would be down near the bottom.
And it would be in really small print.
Just below an apology to Elton John.
And just above the news of our impending donation of 50K to a charity of Elton's choice.
It would be just to the left of an advert for a "barely used" Blozone Gonzo 2M.
But above a really glossy advert for the impending release of the new Gonzo 3.0.

Our front page, on the other hand, would have a huge banner headline saying "Handz off our vings, Fritz" with some photos of semi-naked women. That were semi-naked.


Good call !  [ although we'll believe it when we see it - Ed ]

Yours sincerely,
Chief Editor
[ We reserve the right to retract any retraction that may need retracting at any time and without prior notice - Ed ]

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