CAT 1 Organiser Pack

THE NEW Pie in the Sky CAT-1 Competition Organiser Pack is now available for the introductory price of 199 EUR plus delivery. That's right, for less than 200 euro bucks you can relieve much of the pressure and risk involved in running a high level paragliding competition.

For many years  we've watched comp organisers struggle to put together a full blown competition, often re-inventing the wheel as they go and being bogged down with the administration and as the comp gets into full swing, spending much of their precious time putting out fires rather than focusing their attention on running the comp.

Well no longer folks. Thanks to our CAT-1 Comp Pack much of the worry and hard work will fade away and you, the organiser, can focus your time more appropriately. That's right, you'll be able to personally ensure the sandwich fillings are tasty, have the time to check the retrieve van tyre pressures are tip-top and maybe even have time to check the latest scores. All those other day to day, thankless tasks that you are required to do will receive so much more of your valuable time.

So how did we do it?

After considerable research into the requirements of running a modern high level competition our expert working group have put together a complete pack of legally approved, cross-border, FIA approved documentation for the would-be organiser. Yes, that's you, the one at the back with his fingers crossed.

Full documentation is available on our sales packaging, but here's a taster of what's inside the box:

• an iron-clad, 3rd set of lines exclusion clause that may be added to any existing documentation
• a get out of jail free card
• a legal waiver allowing you to keep your house should a federation or governing body suddenly realise they've been asleep on the job part-way through your comp and stop it.
• a 50-tablet blister packet of Paracetamol (600mg)
• the Blozone secret hotline help number, previously only known to 6 people worldwide
• a web page template explaining to your competitors they may soon have some spare free-flying time on their hands
• the home addresses of all SIVL working group members and a Google maps route showing the shortest route to visit them all in a single weekend
• a legal document explaining to the local authorities that the effort they put in alongside your own has actually been wasted and 50% of the expected local revenue will now not appear. Available in 10 languages.
• a 10 EUR voucher for hand cream
• a hand written bribery note which may be used appropriately to help ensure you get gold-star approval for any future comps should your current one be fucked over
• a 20-tablet packet of Diazepam/Valium direct from an online drugs company in India that may be used yourself if appropriate candidates do not naturally present themselves during the first few days
• two matchsticks, to support the eyelids or the corners of the mouth when a smile is required
• a 20% discount voucher for the Blozone 2-liner of your choice
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• ... and much more ...

So there it is folks. Get it while it's hot. Only while stocks last!

Wankers!
[I think they get it now - Ed]

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